A woman hears a news report about a guy driving the wrong way on the highway and calls her granddad to warn him because he’s driving too. “One?” he says, “there’s hundreds of ’em!”

Just have a computer vision system in the interior (that can’t record audio) and have the car return to a cleaning depot as needed. Charge a cleaning fee to the offending user.

Coming soon: the Chrysler Town and Cuntry

No hesitation: anyone tries to shoot my dogs on my property will find themselves shot with something a lot more painful than a bullet in a place a hell of a lot more permanently damaging than they could ever imagine.

I can vouch personally for the Tick Key. I’ve had to use it on my dog, as well, and it was surprisingly easy.

But I later mentioned him in a negative light in a popular blog post.

Sitting in your seat and waiting until the proper time is definitely the right thing to do.

Hm, what’s that? Enter city here, Texas, doesn’t sound appealing?

One question- any idea what it would cost to have a professional do this level of work for those of us who are less confident in our wrenching skills?

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Please, tell us more about all these hardened criminals that drive into Indiana and buy guns in bulk. Because I’m sure the ATF would love to know which gun stores are committing massive felonies on the regular.

Kind of random, but I’ll bet the Founders wouldn’t be super-surprised; according to Wikipedia (I know, not always a good source), the murder rate in the 1700s is estimated to be close to 30 per 100,000 people. Chicago’s murder rate is substantially lower than that.

How many of the alleged shooters are the stereotypical middle aged white america male that owns most of the guns and that most regulations fall upon?

Alternative. Go to Singapore and eat from food carts that have their own Michelin stars, and are regulated to within inches of existence, but without exception, bloody amazing.

That cop was a thief and an extortionist. Why is it funny to steal from people who are completely powerless? Were you getting some sort of vicarious revenge for having been bullied into buying so many knock-off purses in the past?

Or he could have said “I’m giving you 2 minutes to pack up your stuff and get out of here. And if I see you around here again, I’m going to run you in.” I don’t like cops who act like bullies.

What we need is a Constitutional amendment saying no law can be longer than the Constitution itself. If under 5,000 words could launch a nation and sustain it for over two centuries, that’s probably a lesson to be learned.

That is bad advice. How could anyone possibly live without a cat?

Our cats go into the (finished) basement at night. Their food, water, and litterbox are all down there, and the door is open during the day. At night, when we go to sleep, they go to sleep, downstairs, with the door closed. That way they don’t run through the house knocking things down, scratching at doors, and being…

I got it free (well, reimbursed) on the Chase card Lifehacker listed as the best and it’s been great. I was at one airport where the lounge (another perk of the card) was in the international terminal when I was flying nationally. This resulted in me having to go through security a 2nd time when it was time to fly but…