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I make one of these with $2 bills and put it in my backpack (which I generally only use when I travel). Super handy for tipping housekeeping, at a bar, etc.

How well does this hold up by the end of the week? I’d be concerned that it would end up a soupy mess, sitting in the vinaigrette. Might give it a try if you say it holds up well.

My mom would occasionally send the dog in. He was a springer spaniel mutt so had an off the chart energy level. Once a dog is wiggling it’s butt and stomping it’s feet all over you, it’s pretty much impossible to stay in bed (or at least, to stay asleep).

I have a follow up question to this one.  If you’re shown to the bar and order drinks, why can’t you move your check to the table?  Is it just because the bartender potentially gets stiffed out of a tip?  I’m fine with handling that.  The problem is, when they late arrivers show, it sometimes turns into a rush to get

From the ingredients list (below) it looks like they’re basically soaking oats in water, then adding a bunch of stuff to make it look/taste as much like milk as they can manage. Pass:

Barron Trump as President (shiver)

I’m not in any way a Trump supporter but I still think what she said was wrong.  Find the facts, do it the right way and if the facts point to impeachment, go for it.  Also, what other people do shouldn’t dictate how you act.  Have some respect and taste.  After what she said, I have no respect for her, especially if

“The best reason to keep books in your home is to show them off to other people.

Roast ginger for 45 minutes under the broiler? That seems like an awfully long time, is that right? I’d have thought anything would burn to a crisp in that time frame.

What the hell was up with that manager, walking up, looking at the receipt like nothing was going on and then acting like he was going look into this guys order.

ONCE?

Well, presumably, at some point, his ancestors were immigrants so I guess he’s proving his own point with the garbage and litter he spews on a regular basis.

You have to add “The Monster at the end of the book”.  My favorite book when I was that age.  5 stars on Amazon with 2480 reviews.

One of the things I like about double monitors vs one big one is when I’m doing a screen share (e.g. with slack on a team call).  I can share one monitor while keeping the other one to myself.  It’s much easier to handle a presentation, be able to refer to email or something external to what’s being shared without

One of the things I like about double monitors vs one big one is when I’m doing a screen share (e.g. with slack on a

I would modify #2 of your awesome process to proclaim “Merry Christmas!” to the person behind you. Get their hopes up a bit before they get to the window. :)

Don’t you also have to double click the screen lock button, or is that just with FaceID?  Any time I make a purchase with apple pay, I have to both look at my iPhone X and double tap the button.

Ha, then use Uber eats to have them delivered. :)

How about those people who walk around with their phone on speaker?  I usually just want to walk up to them and join the conversation but I recognize that’s not going to actually help the situation.  Being a dick to someone who’s being a dick doesn’t actually make things better (but it feels good).