Hell no let’s weigh our options with Canada, Cali will just end up being run by Peter Thiel and he’ll use our states to harvest organs

The way Blake Griffin walks off, hands up, defeated, like “well that happened again” on the second GIF is magic

It’s pretty much the universal language/standard terms and conditions of time-share salesmen or people who call you randomly telling you you have won a cruise the world over.

Exactly-and somebody better tell Chuck “the Resistance” Shumer before Trump’s Supreme Court nominee comes up next week....

This article illustrates that they are not, in fact, opposition

Employees at the USDA, Department of Commerce, Interior, DHHS, and the EPA have all been forbidden from speaking to the public today, sending press releases or posting to social media. The EPA is not allowed to award any further grants/contracts, not sure about the others, but please let’s talk some more about the…

Just leaving a comment co-signing on this-mainstream democrats refusing to look their own corporatist wonk party in the mirror and realize just how badly they choked this away and then trying to turn it around on Sanders supporters is nauseating. This party needs to realize they have voters, but they do not have a…

David Frum and Jonathan Chait still think they’re cool!!!

This is especially funny because we heard throughout the primaries that Bernie’s plans were too “Pie in the Sky” and he would be roadblocked by Republicans in congress, and we needed to pick someone pragmatic-yet here is a pragmatic fix he co-sponsored, with bipartisan support, shot down by the same “pragmatic”…

Her strategists would tell her to spend a lot of time campaigning in Jersey, she’d probably end up losing to a member of the Gambino family or something.

Joke’s on Trump, Niger’s a landlocked country.

Another classic ambient album-this one has helped me a lot over the years...

“Civility” and “They go low, we go high” has helped soooooo much.

Jesus all the shrinking violets in here worried about the breach of decorum. Ivanka wasn’t too worried about upsetting anyone’s kids when her and her dad were busy driving this country straight into the ground, but heaven forfend anyone be rude to her about it.

“This kid needs to get it under control”

As a blazers fan I can confirm Meyers Leonard is indeed pretty goddamned lame

It’s biological? Can you determine that from examining people’s skull shapes, professor?

I’m sure our president elect has already thought of a solution that will work for everyone

I really do not envy Obama having to avoid saying something like “maybe John Podesta should have been reviewing his email protocols rather than shopping for perverted art and we wouldn’t be having this conversation” or “maybe Hillary should have tried canvassing in Michigan or going to Wisconsin at all” while…