"Find three unrelated witnesses"

So...investigate?

life has kicked him in the balls. He married the girl with sea stormy eyes and she left him for his brother. (womp womp)

When I studied abroad, I was placed in a campus apartment with a guy who was really hard to get along with; he conversed by going on the attack and insulting other people, their families, their countries, their habits - anything guaranteed to get a reaction. One day, I had just come home from the gym. I was cold,…

Here's a hint: we're all different - don't even TRY.

Hmmm

I'm normally a very nice person who values politeness and kindness- until this one day. I had just moved from a pedestrian-friendly city to one that required a car, and was still adjusting to car culture when I got really sick and had to go to the doctor. The office was in one of the busiest areas of the city, and I…

Yolk?

Everyone lay off Mark! It's common knowledge that men are terrible at math (and science).

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. MARK IS TROLLING. HE KNOWS HOW TO DO SIMPLE MATH. HE IS A TROLLING TROLL. ITS BEEN ESTABLISHED. NOW PLEASE STOP POSTING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL SUPERIOR ABOUY YOURSEVES.

Yeah! Also I'm impressed at how many people can't math!

Mark, I just wanna say that the comments on this post are gonna suck. You're gonna get about a zillion math corrections before people realize that EVERYONE ELSE HAS ALREADY MADE THAT COMMENT, STOP.

If there is any doubt that someone is past the age of consent, don't have sex with them.

Here's a joke:

People responded to him.

I sincerely hope you're playing Devil's Advocate because otherwise you're an idiot. No, he's not supposed to card her. He's supposed to be a 27 year-old adult who doesn't cruise a fucking playground picking up a hungry, penniless, scared, motherfucking VULNERABLE girl and then fuck her. I don't care if she's splayed…

lol@ female puberty being "invented" for men

So they're blaming a 13 year old child for her body maturing early. Not the 27 year old man who lured a vulnerable runaway to his home and did not even ask her age.

Even if it wasn't a child, if a stranger is starving and thirsty and you offer to help them, then have intercourse with them, the sex is coercive at best.

Waaaaaaait, the linked article says she said SHE WAS RAPED.

Guy who works in biomed (non-profit), and cancer survivor here: I assure you that none of our PI's have Ferrari's and smoke cigars lit with $100 bills. They bust their ass and capitalize as much as possible with the resources they have.