no.

You can pry my AC from my (comfortably) cold, dead hands. Have you been to the Gulf Coast in June-September?

Air conditioning is the greatest gift Jesus ever gave us. I’d be a fool not to wallow in it until my nips are nice and stiff.

window-unit AC is the devil. Outside of NYC, however, we have these things called houses and whole-house AC is amazing.

We have both. It’s awesome.

For people living in NYC or northward, agreed.

Cut my own eyes and ears off.

Kathy Lee & Hoda: Fuck, Marry, Kill.

WOO Bisexual privilege!

Bring your own heterosexual handsoap.

Yes! You know exactly what I’m talking about ^_^ I wish I could record them somehow, because just drawing or painting what I’ve seen wouldn’t make any sense - it’s the context, the dimensionality, the tangibility...Did you ever read “Brave New World”? Sleeping for days at a time with those lucid dreams, it’s what I…

I feel like I get a semblance of this even when I oversleep by napping during the day... I could stay asleep for many hours at a time, and my excuse for my boyfriend is always “But ... the dreams, they were so good!”

But you have never been in a truly gay facility. The one with disco balls at the ceiling and mirrors everywhere. Like in George Michael’s video clip. Don’t knock it ‘till you try it.

I don’t; I guess I’m an NPC.

I actually have. When my anxiety and depression gang up and hit a peak, I’ve been known to sleep for several days at a time. The dreams get incredibly intense - I don’t want to leave, I’m so fascinated by what’s going on in my own head. It’s really fucking disorienting to wake up in SSRI withdrawal, though. I need to…

Mark, I don’t know what is wrong with you. I, as a gay, tend to go in to bathrooms, leer at the dudes and say something subtle like, “SHOW ME YOUR DICK, PRINCESS!”

If this meant that I got to pee in a reasonable timeframe instead of having to wait in the long-ass ladies’ lines, I’d be ok with it.

Pick a side and stay there, you greedy fuck. (If you couldn’t tell, this comment is laced with sarcasm. Fuck whoever makes you happy!)

And how would this work? So business owners would need bathrooms for straight men, gay men, straight women, gay women, trans men, and trans women? I suppose that you’d also need bathrooms for pan, poly, and asexual men and women too?

“the bitterest substance in the world”?