dontpokethewhere
Don'tPokeTheWhere
dontpokethewhere

please stop, you’re mistaken here. Are you not understanding that this is a NAKED BIKE RIDE.

So the male body is something that is shameful? Natural reactions of that body, unwanted or otherwise, are offensive?

Honestly I’m surprised that he was the only guy on this naked biked ride to get an erection.

My point is that if you are going to have a coed nude bike ride, this is the risk you take. Erections happen regularly and often for no reason. I would say I am not complicit in about 75% of my erections. They just happen. If I was be naked in front of people for any amount of time, I would likely get tumescent at

I’m interpreting that as “wtf you looking at certainly not that weird guitar thing in my hand” face. Haha.

Are you a man? Have you ever had a penis? If not, you may not be qualified on the subject. IF yes, then I am confused to how your have never had a no-reason-boner or NRB.

They do. That’s why I never go anywhere where I’m required to be nude in public because “nervousness boners” totally happen and my greatest fear is that it will happen to me and it won’t just be a nightmare.

Eh, boners happen. Unless he was waving it around and being lewd, his crime was not hiding it well enough.

Considering the majority of erections one gets in a day are involuntary labeling this as harassment seems pretty silly and obnoxious unless he was leering at women and chasing them around

Um, or maybe they are introverted or busy or socially awkward. Love your judgy hypocrisy though!

I hate shopping for clothes because I’m a fatty. I love cute clothes but I can never find any plus size clothing that fits all the necessary criteria:

Wear whatever you want imo.

This might just be me, but I’m not really reading into what is causing the uproar around this quote. To me, this is saying that it is harder to make female friends than it is to find a man to sleep with.

I love the deep discomfort with which this article and we in general treat an earnest statement by a comedian.

My style whatever was on the J. Crew and Gap clearance rack 5 years ago and doesn’t have too many bleach stains slash holes in it. Or, has accumulated just the right number of holes that I can start wearing it again.

If you think Seth McFarlane is "edgy", sure.

ISIS bride honeymoon resort chic.

We’re talking about American municipal government. Of course it’s that hard.

Nobody wins in all this. The cops get shit on just for being cops, and the citizens don’t get protection from the legitimate threats to life and property.

Puja, what do you want? If you were Baltimore police chief, what would you have them do? I suspect all you really care about is writing 1000 words criticizing them, regardless of their actions.