Sometimes they just pop up. Don’t get all upset about it.

Back when Lands End wasn’t owned by Sears they made things in my size. I mean I like a little give but when my shirt turns into a dress with more bunching than my mom’s old abaya I had to call it.

I live in a major city. We don’t have them, there’s no space. Outlet malls are a rare excursion, but even then only of I’m out of town. If I’m out of town I’ll go to a one stop store. I don’t think of outdoor, pseudo-Main Street store collections as malls.

Oh no, I get the efficiency aspect, it’s just I have a hard time remembering when I last went to one, intentionally.

I think this is one of those “women are terrible friends but I’m a woman and I know I need women as friends” bullshit memes. So, so tiring.

Flannel, always and forever. No fucks given to side eye.

My previous solution to this was to just buy clothes when I visited my parents in France. Store to store the sizes were basically standardized. Too long? I can now hem them? Too loose? Tailoring. Now, well now I’m fucked.

If a friend somehow talks me into going to a mall

I realize you have a stick up your ass about a lot of things, but if a black man can play Hamlet, she can play whomever. Get over yourself.

No one is asking them to walk around on egg-shells.

People in Ferguson couldn’t get off their asses to vote more than 30% in the most recent election. Baltimore, well Baltimore is complicated.

Utilities are usually private companies, not municipalities (although some are municipal) so your reasoning doesn’t work here. Bonuses? You’re fucking Mr 1%.

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Have these people never hard that before?

Oh yeah that will make a difference... The only way to deal with this nonsense is regular undercover investigations and maybe lopping off the hands of an owner now and then.

It’s Friday, who cares any more?

But Christians are the totally irredeemable ones right? Oh wait, everyone has crazies!

She and Dolly are the only ones I’m fine with it on. I mean she can still shimmy and shake with natural tone when women half her age look like they’ve died of consumption.

Chad Michaels

Well it’s definitely a look she’s fond of inflicting up on us.

More accurate to say that Judaism knew that others worshiped multiple gods. It’s right there in the first few books.