Not Pinteresty enough.

I don’t hate this. It could be cute.

I saw someone stumbling into traffic in those just an hour ago. It was awkward for everyone. Don’t jaywalk if you can’t walk.

This just says Vagina to me. Not bad or good, just kind of like how ties say cock.

Just answer me one thing and all is forgiven: do you look like newborn Bambi when walking in heels or a statuesque drag queen?

Oh I just remembered. I was walking down the street and the dog walker was paying zero fucks. I could tell the dog was the agitated kind (at least in the circumstances then present) and had it not been icy and snowy I would have tried to move, but before I could do quickly enough it lunged and bit me hard. Luckily I…

Yeah even if I do, or sense that the dog has already made a friendly approach, it’s all about passing the sniff test first. My BF is like bacon to dogs, they can’t help themselves.

No, no the documentary of choice about crazy ladies is called Snapped!

She wrote in a journal? Is she 13?

Of course she did it. I’ve watched enough Snapped to tell within the first picture or first few minutes. Call it a SNAP judgement but I haven’t been wrong yet.

Seriously. I always ask first but some people seem insulted that you don’t go and pet their widdle muchkin on sight. Call me old fashioned.

Anti-semitism on the Sabbath? Well I guess that’s comedy for ya /s