Thanks white people!

I’m still confused why anyone in Kentucky would vote for Voldemort there.

Instead of giving Kentuckians what they wanted for Christmas which was healthcare, McConnell gives them cirrhosis.

By Dump’s fourth term he’ll be close to 90 years old, so obviously so doddering and senile they’ll have to put up a facsimilie of some sort in his stead... :P One has to hope he’ll have keeled over and fucking died long before things get this far, ugh.

I like how this chart looks like a map of the USA.

D’oh! That makes so much sense it scares me.

ding ding ding

Calling someone a Jew rather than Jewish always lets you know how the speaker really feels.

I pity the man who has never had an immaculate donut. lol

“They don’t know their history, evidently. That’s the only reason I think of that they can think anything bad about it.”

So you have spent three straight years attempting to overturn the will of the American people and nullify their votes...

Rappers got it all wrong. They should emulate the real gangstas and organized criminals - politicians.

My rap name is gonna be Big Dick Chainy because of my big dick and all my chains and shit.

Oh look, she even corrected his punctuation. What a dear. 

Getting screamed on by a bullhorned Black Hebrew Israelite for being a black woman on the street in short sleeves in the god damn summer is still one of my Top Ten NYC WTF moments.

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

We don't need no water....

Mr. Harriot,

I never knew I needed to see Klansmen beaten to hell and gone set to Ink Spots songs, but here we are.

The group rejected the proposal and instead requested the movie theater chain settle the occurrence by firing the employees involved, providing mandatory customer service and anti-racism training to its staff, and issuing a written apology to the charity.

It’s key-EV in English and in Russian, and its Keev (or Kyiv) in Ukrainian. Ukrainian was suppressed during the Soviet and Russian controlled post Soviet years, so it’s comeback is kinda new.