dontmonkey
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Inherent Vice is faaaaantastic.

Video games need to get more expensive, not less, to keep up with inflation.

why are people rooting against this game so hard

.... wait. Netflix still sent out DVDs in 2016?

We want to end the black-white wealthy gap; we get woke D&D instead. All symbols, all of the progress, all of it.

Although he briefly touches on his background as a biracial Jewish man multiple instances, these mentions are few and far between, leaving much to be desired

THEY’RE SHOWING GAMEPLAY ON THURSDAY

It says right in the article that you’re commenting on that this is not true.

They’re showing gameplay on Thursday, chill out

I would have no problem with a three-hour Judd Apatow movie that actually uses all of its time judiciously and moves along briskly. The whole point is that his overlong movies don’t.

Is there any such thing as biological sex? I genuinely, 100% don’t know if it’s transphobic to say “most animals are divided into two anatomically and hormonally distinct groups” is transphobic. It seems like it would be crazy to call that transphobic but I don’t know.

Bing Bong is the worst thing Pixar has ever done. Emotionally manipulative dreck.

Because he exists just to die. It’s the most emotionally manipulative thing Pixar has ever done.

Available on Steam for PC in Early Access but no two hour free preview I believe.

Back to School begs to differ with you

I never understand why Kotaku is so supportive of Epic’s efforts to build a PC games store monopoly.

Oh, I don’t know. He could have mellowed out and gotten perspective as a college student. It’s happened.

No sympathy for poor sad sack Dawson?

Poor Dawson. I mean I ship Joey and Pacey obviously but... poor Dawson.