dontmonkey
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dontmonkey

Anyone who interprets a piece of art differently than you is a misogynist. Got it.

100% more of zero is not one

they’re super ultra positive about every movie

But Millennials aren’t young anymore. The oldest Millennials turn 40 in a month and a half.

I think it looks pretty good

This post could really use a picture of the actual product you’re talking about.

Yes, but things are truly different. There was a time when a movie like Ghost could make hundreds of millions of dollars. That’s unthinkable now. What has definitively changed is the death of the non-action, non-super hero, non-sci fi blockbuster.

Yes, it’s true - if you don’t constantly self-aggrandize by spouting woke pablum in an effort to appear virtuous, you must be a reactionary.

Not everything good is easy.

What touchscreen? The haptic part of the PS4 controller?

What business is it of yours if Jeff Goldblum decides that he doesn’t think Allen is creepy enough to justify avoid working for him? This is what none of these comments are addressing. Why are you in a position to decide that for Jeff Goldblum?

And Goldblum gets to make his own decisions about who he’d work with. He has that choice! What a country, huh?

But not everything is a sop to the tedious political rituals of today

You mean, it’s super easy to mount a shitty fanboy comeback against it.

Ah yes, the easy route of trying to get another job in media in 2019.

Your assumption that any of this is working to actually reduce sexual misconduct is precious.

why are so many people rooting against this game

didn’t see the writing in the lower right hand corner of the image eh

Black Panther and Marxist Fred Hampton

Not paying attention to what fans think is a good thing. Fan service is the scourge of 21st century art.