dontmonkey
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dontmonkey

You are really, really performing virtue hard, dude. Tone it down.

Have you ever even considered, for one solitary second, considering the position you’re constantly attacking? Like, just as an intellectual enterprise, if nothing else?

I think the important point is that Edison’s process is much more how science actually works than Tesla’s.

is anybody going to get around to pointing out how this whole boss bitch phenomenon is phony empowerment spectacle combined with self-help gobbledygook and not some sort of amazing feminist movement?

I feel like this review is a little confused about whether the novel is good or not.

And his character was a Nazi in real life!

I prefer Sie Liebt Dich

In America a major city was swallowed by the sea and the city was left to rot as people literally drowned in the streets.

What a sad world we live in when mentioning that you’ve read three books has to come with a proviso that you’re not a snob.

what about North Haverbrook

did we all overrate Pulisic

Does anyone else feel like there’s another shoe to drop with Ronan Farrow and he’ll have skeletons come out of his closet?

sexts from your mom

isn’t Carmen Klandiego kind of racist

DAMN. You have ascended to a higher plane of consciousness. Don’t forget about us down here.

But it is a legitimate stance to say “I am not attracted to penises/vaginas, no matter who they’re on,” right?

Gonna be really hard on people when Farrow gets MeToo’d.

This will be a very unpopular opinion in this space, but I agree that this should not be considered a world record. Also world records in the marathon are kind of bullshit anyway because different courses are so different.

You support the Hawaiian secessionists, right? Because that’s pretty much the exact same scenario as with Hong Kong.

Correct. Subscribing to one does not give you the other.