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It’s very touching, I was getting all choked up again. I’m definitely going to rewatch the whole series this summer.

Karen Glenn was always churning butter and hoarding peaches like a champ, and her husband Mark just could not appreciate her shining star frontiersmanship. Gordon Clune, on the other hand, was just a straight-up Rich Dick, but he did manage to at least get his entire family drunk on moonshine to help them through the

Right? Is this supposed to be like “The Real Housewives of TVLand?” Because hell, even Sally Draper taught me on Mad Men 60s teens weren’t doing what they were told. Does this all take place in Connecticut and the husbands have apartments in the city ‘for those late meetings’? And the wives in Osining are fine with

Fucking fabulous!

Well, I totally support your usual, fuck-right-off self and whatever you might have said if you were not trying to heed your mother’s request. On a day that isn’t mother’s day, I might ask your mom why standing up for yourself with people who are rude is such an embarrassing thing for her? Is she uncomfortable

My mom stopped speaking to me last December because my aunt - her twin sister - decided she needed to stir up some shit and tell my mom something I said about my parents on FB. My mother is so fucking stupid that she never wondered why her own sister couldn’t wait to tell her something that would hurt her feelings.

Just make them feel stupid: “Well that’s a silly question. I ate more food/got diagnosed/stopped going to the gym. Obviously!” I love making people feel dumb for saying inappropriate shit.

I have a couple of blue tits nesting in my moulding, little buggers have dug in a bit but sadly I found a little body on my decking the other day, poor little thing. One of the parents watched me dispose of the body, felt very strange, they are such shy little birds.

So cute! I hope you do get a third batch!

I love to watch critters eating! I was watching a chipmunk eating an apple the other day and it was adorbs. What are y’all drinking? I have a large glass of sauv blanc. Tomorrow is mother’s day and a really bad day for so many of us for so many reasons! For me, my mother was abusive in all the ways (narcissistic

Baby hummingbird update! Momma has relocated and only comes back for feedings. Babies keep each other warm and sit with beaks pointing up to protect themselves. We think they’ll be grown and flown within the next week-10days. We love having them around, and hopefully we’ll get a third batch once they’re gone. (I

My cat isn’t very lovey-dovey (at all) but sometimes rarely he will come lie down on my stomach in the middle of the night and I’ll scratch his back, half asleep. When I fall asleep, he will very, very softly touch my face with his paw to wake me up and scratch his back some more. It’s a special moment. One time, he

one of my cats plays with his tail on the cat tree too. it’s amazing to watch him flopping around, in and out and up and down. the tree wobbles back and forth but he’s never fallen off yet.

In the morning when my cat wants me awake, she places one paw on my chest (or sometimes throat or face) and very deliberately flexes her claws to get my attention. Spoiler: it’s very effective.

My cat likes to chase her tail in the bathtub. She slides all over the place and generally pops out of the tub looking like she had a wonderful time.

*genetic defect superiority

This cat used to do another strange thing. We would hear her in my Dads bedroom meowing strangely. But whenever you want to look, she was just standing on the bed looking back at you. Finally, I quietly crept up, and slowly held my phone around the corner. I got a video of her. She would reach back and pick up the tip

Cat’s also use their tail for play. I had a Siamese for 25years and remember laying next to the cat on the carpet or the cat coming around and laying next to me. He would then proceed to swish his tail back and forth at me. I would play pounce on the tail and he would swish it away. Then swish it back. Then he would

“Does your cat love you, or would it gladly stab you in your sleep, if only it had thumbs and a slightly larger brain?”

My cat is part Egyptian Mau and he has a very expressive tail. He likes to sit behind my head and wrap his tail around my neck.