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More drastic measures are needed since they have wireless communication and can still send this shit back to us.

The only thing I have to add is, there’s no way this kid is in a school. She’s “homeschooled”.

For reals. It was fun for a minute to look at stupid people and laugh when we had real adults running the country and the world. But now, I’m missing real adults everywhere. I would watch a YouTube channel on people discussing Hamlet or balancing their checkbooks or just behaving like serious adults and decent human

Me watching this video:

I wish they were better able to capture how straight-up terrifying New York was in general, and Harlem was in particular, in 1987, and how somehow that contributed to this general vibe of ‘Fuck it, the world is on fire so I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU CHOKE ON THIS.’ Everything about the balls felt SO fucking risky. People

Frankly speaking, I dont get todays pop music. Every song sounds like a mixup of at least 4 different songs by at least 4 different people. And still somehow, they all manage to sound the same and boring.

I am a dude, and I generally like beautiful ladies acting in an overtly sexy way.But in this video, the execution is bad. It is boring and repetitive, like the song. Naughtily suggesting someone has cum on their mouth is maybe a little titillating once, but this video beats the living hell out of that horse. The song

The imagery is completely centered around male sexuality, which bores the fuck out of me. It’s the same as porn for me, I see nothing in it that caters to women’s sensuality or pleasure, so why would I be entertained or aroused by it?

I have decided to put my asshole hat on for this comment.

Honey, oh honey, she’s wearing a 38 E I’m thinking. I’m so sorry Fenty did you dirty teasing the inclusiveness. Your problem (and mine) is the smaller mediumish band size but the honking cups. The cups that when a child wears them on their head they don’t look like cute giant ears but a 2nd and 3rd head. I bought a

my cats’ toe beans smell like corn chips.

Not really.

Exactly. I wasn’t laughing because it was funny it was more laughing because “Oh my god, I can’t believe she just said that.”

Why aren’t more people talking about one of the best jabs; Mitch McConnell is getting his neck circumcised. That was fucking gold.

It’s almost like comedy is subjective or something.

Jezzies, what are your nap routines?

I’m all packed up at my brother’s place for my move into the new place next week. I’m on vacation for the week as well so I can relax before and after. I’m usually a procrastinator about packing but most of my stuff is in storage and I have so little at my brother’s it seemed silly to put it off to last minute. I