Even if you did it doesn’t matter sometimes.

If I may, I’d like to offer my personal fave:

Ugh, sorry, I shouldn’t have captured it quite so well— I went to a bad place while typing that. And another bad place while rereading it just now. *shudder* Nobody who’s ever been followed/pestered like that actually needs that level of detail. Blech.

Ahh— can also we apply that term to guys who stalk you on foot, yapping at your heels, “Hey. Hey mami. Hey. You’re hot. Hey. What’s the matter, you don’t talk? *sucking noises* Hey, how come you don’t talk? Hey mami, I like your hair. I like your hair. I like you pussy. Pooooseeeey. Hey. Hey. You ignoring me, huh? *suc…

You should combine your passion for drainage, with your hatred for carpenter bees, and your disdain for your neighbors. A vast labyrinth of bee drainage pipes pumping the insects into your neighbors various wooden structures.

I was in an a cappella group in college that met these wackos. They staged an “a cappella festival” in order to recruit young impressionable college kids with means into this crazy cult. Our group was the only one who did our research and looked these people up while we were there. One of the nights of the “festival”,…

I didn’t change my name for a number of reasons: I’ve always liked my name, I’m way too fucking lazy for all that paperwork, my husband is Greek and I’m not at all, I’m a stubborn bitch and like to be self-righteous about being independent.

Kept my last name as well. So did my 3 sisters. I am 60 yo and NONE of my friends changed their names when they got married.

Jez is getting worse by the day.

Thank you <3 it came down to me not being as focused on applying research to my work as he thought I needed to - which is natural, because he’s a full-time student/not working, while I work full-time and am a part-time student. Everything you said is SPOT ON.

TinyKittens HQ is my goto happy tears place :) Cassidy the Miracle Kitten, Grandpa Mason, don’t know how many times I’ve watched their stories, as well as watching them on live cam when I can.

Hey Jezzies! Just finished week 4 of my new job. I am practicing law full time now, after spending a year working as an independent contractor for a solo lawyer. I was underpaid, but wouldn’t have traded that year for anything. The lawyer that I worked with mentored and encouraged me and prepared me for a return to…

I paid $1.50 for an orange at a deli today because I wanted to make a negroni tonight.

Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!

I am so sorry that happened to you. This headline is in incredibly poor taste.

Well, some of my relatives and peers also called my stalker a suitor, and they actually felt sorry for him and not for me. I developed terrible anxiety as a result, and I still have panic attacks whenever stranger men approach me.

Yeah I had a friend whose ‘suitor’ put a bomb in her trunk.

As someone who both has a child and has been WAY too high, I find that this statement is almost too much truth for the internet to contain.

I am from a country where the vast majory of population is catholic. Never ever before I have heard of these requirements. In fact, there was this case a few years back in which a woman who had a miscarriage needed a judge to authorize the burial of the remains (to overule the treatment of human tissue which is by…

Sarah Huckabee Sanders looks like the Hamburgler dressed in drag who’s left eye is furiously trying to escape back to the safety of Mayor McCheese’s hideout in a McDonald’s Playland.