I have always wanted to ask other women what they are thinking of while having sex

I’ve mentioned this is replies to other commenters, but I’ll say again that none of this is on my husband. We’ve talked extensively about all of this, he’s SUPER supportive and open to ANYTHING I want to try, and he’s ok as long as I’m ok. If I’m ok with our sex life, so is he. If I’m not, he’s on board to do anything…

Jumping in here to say: NOT YOUR FAULT. Most women don’t get off during penetration. I dated my husband for several years, broke up, and then got back together (and later married him). No orgasms the first time. When we got back together, I was all,…

He has said before that he doesn’t like planning.

I had a friend like this too - I dropped that friend. Eventually had to tell her “it’s too difficult to make plans that stick. If you’d like to do things in the future, I’d prefer spontaneous plans only. So, if you’re free and find yourself wanting to do something, reach out to me, and if I’m free at that moment, and…

I bought a whole bunch of those command hooks and have been putting them all over the place. Used them to corral cords, used them to hang my towel on the back of my bathroom door, used them to hang my hair brush and hand mirror, thus getting rid of the clutter on my little bathroom shelf. Command hooks for all!

Oh, so much emphasis on the joy of being in Canada. They whisked us off to one of the top children’s hospitals in the country. We had a lovely stay in the NICU. We have a full team of cardio specialists who will work with us continuously over the next 18 years. They even come up to our city to do regular clinics so…

Maybe it’s just me...

Well I had a baby ten minutes before Monday was over. The placenta decided to rip itself away from my uterus in some sort of attempt to kill us both. That was the least fun I’ve ever had, but fortunately my intuition brought me to the hospital an hour earlier.

What astounds me is how OK we were ... how OK I have been ... with this particular plotline for what – 30 FREAKING YEARS? Why? Were we all collectively asleep?

I agree. After all, there are fine people on both sides.

Is that jam? Or did that small child eat a smaller child!?! #CannibalWitchInTraining #RussianNestingChildren #kidler (which is toddler stuff inside of kid)

#notallwitches

What’s next? A wall to keep all the delicious children out?

That’s fine. If Jezebel wants to keep supporting the closed minded and oppressive lobby of people who think we should not, as a society, eat children, it’s clear that there’s really no room for actual debate here . But I would ask you to consider, dear reader, that maybe, just maybe, there *might* be two sides to…

There are millions of child-eating Americans who don’t care what the coastal elites think of their beliefs and lifestyles and just want to be left alone.

You liberal media snowflakes are so oversensitive. What about Cannibal Witch’s rights? What’s next, banning cannibalism altogether? Am I even living in a free country any more if I can’t eat my enemies??????

BABA YAGA DESERVES BETTER

I for one am appalled by the continued censorship of pro-child eating viewpoints by the liberal media. Cannibalism is a complex issue, and the American people deserve to hear both sides.

Wow , my reading skills are decaying, I thought she was this laid back lady that enjoyed her edibles a bit too much-> Cannibis Witch (@ChillEater420)