There are many things to love about being an old and indeed this is one of them. I have some three dot tops that I got a bajillion years ago. I wash em cold and air dry, and they’re still going strong. I cannot be bothered with anything that makes me think about it after I put it on and leave the house. Life is too…

Pic, please!

Ok so what I love about these is imagining how they were conceived and then accepted for production. Can you imagine? It would be so incredibly fun to be a fly on the wall at thise meetings, wow.

My head has exploded at the idiotic, craven hypocrisy of these people so many times that it’s a wonder I can think at al.

Thank you.

I HATE THIS FACE.

I never thought of this, because GRROSSSSS but what else could explain why she’s still there after being such a dimwitted liability? His “advisor”...riiiight.

Would IH even go to a 50 Shades movie?

“Work done”.

Who needs showers if they have a bidet? Pat some cologne under your pits and you’re good to go. Helps if you have excellent cosmetic surgery too.

Given that she was bullied into office and is planning to bully public schools, I don’t see a big problem here.

Is this related to the now outmoded “harshing my mellow”? Or is it diiferent?

I’m so excited! Will he spontaneously combust?

He did not. Did he? O_0 

I know, I’ve been not snarfing but guffawing my ass off at this thread this morning. But my stance is, laughter is healthy and Jezebel comments are the only thing that’ll do it for me now, so doctor’s orders, I’m gonna keep at it.

YESSSS. Do you win over the toothpaste tube too? Right now I’m going after that tiny bit of eye shadow primer they want me to leave in there so I’ll buy a new one before I really need it. It’s one of my joys in life to foil these attempts to part me from my money prematurely. We need all our joys these days.

I know everything is burning like a bag of shit some teenagers set on fire on our doorstep, but a nation sized bag lit on fire by a whole bunch of older psychopaths, but am I bad for laughing at not just this stair phobia story but also many many of the comments herein? And that it feels incredibly good to laugh right…

All of the above thank youverymuch!

Not just Pence. The whole damn lot of ‘em. His Royal Grossness is just a puppet.

Would it be possible to have the gifs shot in better light? The lighting in these are grayish and dark and make me feel a little sad.