I really wanted to love UD Perversion, but over the day it smudged like crazy under my eyes. I have super hooded eyes and smile and squint a lot, so a bit of a mascara challenge. These days I’m just fuck it, use waterproof in all weather. Maybe Perversion comes in waterproof?

Thank you. And I just keep cringing at the realization that as [gag]’s advisor, a certain amount of what he does is due to her “advice.” Letting that sink in a while is enough to make me reach for a valium. What a horrendous person.

A why, might one ask, would they want to frustrate and delude us? Does anyone else here feel like Trump et al are like a carnival freak show put in place specifically to distract us so the real overlords loot pillage and destroy as fast as possible back where the stagelights don’t quite reach? And Conway and Spicer…

Agree. There were lots of men in the San Francisco march, which btw was not limiting itself to women’s rights in its signage and chants. It was very much about human rights.

Then you have not been paying attention. For months.

Oooo you lovable rascals!

Thank you so much!

I know! I’ve had enough strange reactions the rare times I’ve talked about this that I don’t talk about it to people younger than myself anymore. Only with my fellow old bags who will share a cackle with me over it.

Well, fortunately you don’t have to believe me to make it true!

That is a fair point. But I was really referring to the kind of garden variety attention that I was groomed early in life to seek out, which then turned out to be a mixed bag indeed when I grew up. I seriously am relieved to be done with it and all the angst and self flagellation it produced. I enjoy men very much as…

I feel like I read a thing once where a doctor was treating a couple who never conceived. Somehow the doc figured out that they were trying to make a baby in her butt all these years. They were both Christians and virgins when they got married, so just had no way of knowing it was her poo hole, not her baby hole. Hard…

Well, catheters do, so maybe if dude’s weener was dinky, but otherwise good god almighty. Hurkkkkk

I never have and never will understand why rape among college students is handled by college administrators and not the same law enforcement and criminal justice system that the rest of us rely on and are subject to. Why is rape treated like a violation of the honor code, like plagiarism or sometjing, and not a grave…

And get old. It’s awesome for getting guys to ignore you. I’m loving it so much. Fat and old is BONUS!

I guess I’ll be crossing SC off my list of places to be. Holy bat turds.

And a dog.

Ohmygodshutupwhocaresjesusfuckingchrist,trumptrumptrump,ijustlostmymind

If it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Oh my fucking god for fuck’s sakes kill me now because the himan race is dying of stupidity and I’d rather just get it over with. Oh btw since I’m an adult human I don’t need no stinking funeral or fuck-all else. Just push my corpse overboard into a school of sharks, good enough.

Amen.