I know! I’ve had enough strange reactions the rare times I’ve talked about this that I don’t talk about it to people younger than myself anymore. Only with my fellow old bags who will share a cackle with me over it.

Well, fortunately you don’t have to believe me to make it true!

That is a fair point. But I was really referring to the kind of garden variety attention that I was groomed early in life to seek out, which then turned out to be a mixed bag indeed when I grew up. I seriously am relieved to be done with it and all the angst and self flagellation it produced. I enjoy men very much as…

I feel like I read a thing once where a doctor was treating a couple who never conceived. Somehow the doc figured out that they were trying to make a baby in her butt all these years. They were both Christians and virgins when they got married, so just had no way of knowing it was her poo hole, not her baby hole. Hard…

Well, catheters do, so maybe if dude’s weener was dinky, but otherwise good god almighty. Hurkkkkk

I never have and never will understand why rape among college students is handled by college administrators and not the same law enforcement and criminal justice system that the rest of us rely on and are subject to. Why is rape treated like a violation of the honor code, like plagiarism or sometjing, and not a grave…

And get old. It’s awesome for getting guys to ignore you. I’m loving it so much. Fat and old is BONUS!

I guess I’ll be crossing SC off my list of places to be. Holy bat turds.

And a dog.

Ohmygodshutupwhocaresjesusfuckingchrist,trumptrumptrump,ijustlostmymind

If it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Oh my fucking god for fuck’s sakes kill me now because the himan race is dying of stupidity and I’d rather just get it over with. Oh btw since I’m an adult human I don’t need no stinking funeral or fuck-all else. Just push my corpse overboard into a school of sharks, good enough.

Amen.

Thank you. All of this makes me just cringe, even the discussion of the merits of using rape as an entertainment theme. Just...cringe. Does anyone remember the French film Irreversible? IMHO you have not seen movie rape until you see that. It’s apprpriately horrendous and ghastly and terrifying. I amost threw up and…

The frog gullet :: trump chinsack equivalence made me laugh harder than I have in months. God bless you.

Who needs drugs when one can just watch this?

Block them all before you lose your mind. It helps.

Did you really believe your vote was going to do ANYTHING other than make it easier for a crazy orange guy to become president? Really? REALLY?

I never want to see her face again. Nor Johnson’s. Not so much because I think they cost HRC the election or that I think HRC is perfect, but because they represent white liberal cluelessness and entitledness of the sort I see anytime I have to go into Whole Foods because I’m out of mlk, or that I hear at my (mostly…

Am I not getting something here, or is there something odd in this: ‘“I think she was just done,” Feucht told the Columbus Dispatch. “She didn’t feel like anybody could do anything to help her. People need to know that even the littlest things can break someone.” ‘