2) I paid $6.50 for parking a mile away. I’m not a lazy fuck, so I don’t mind walking.

He’d probably saying something like: it’s important to me; I want to learn how to get my message out.

My middle-school FACS teacher (who for some reason was supposed to give us some health-related lecture, still not sure what she was supposed to be covering) gave us a very detailed description of the abortion process, which involved taking a long spoon and scraping the last bit of peanut butter out of the bottom of…

I had to have a lot of procedures and ultrasounds during my high-risk pregnancy, and I gotta tell anyone who cares that fetuses do not look like that when they are of a gestational age when you can get an abortion. Have the anti-choicers never noticed in the truck picture shown above that the fetus is being removed…

Well of course you don’t want it inside of you. Why do you think women are so anxious to force those things out of themselves? They’re so desperate that they squeeze them out of their vaginas!

It’s not like you’d WANT that inside you.

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.

rude 2 bbq chips

smugliberal’s a troll and Shelwood’s good people.

My sister loves this dessicated bag of barbecue chip flavoring. LOVES HIM. She thinks he’s gonna save the world from the secret Muslim that also might be the anti-Christ. I’ve tried to point out that Obama hasn’t named himself Lord and Unquestionable Master of anything, and that according the precious Bible, the…

People keep saying that, but the two women I know who are crazy Trump-ets, including my sister (uggggh) are working class. They’re both dumb as the day is long and truly believe Cheeto Jesus will save them.

And probably his second wife too.

I just realized how completely ill equipped his campaign is with regards to running against a woman...like, not one single person ever thought a woman could be a real contender for the presidency. The only response I’ve heard from him is “women love me, im good for women”.

What really gets me is that Trump’s supporters criticize Hilary because her husband was unfaithful while simultaneously supporting a man who everyone knows cheated on his first wife.

Dude, please......

Also:

I keep telling myself that at some point Trump will say to Clinton “You couldn’t control your husband, how can you control the US?” so she can reply “You couldn’t make your own daughter’s business manufacture its products in the US, how are you going to make Apple/Nabisco/Ford/etc do it?”

I just keep wondering what kind of human being thinks it’s OK to make fun of Hillary for her husband cheating on her. Can those people please wear signs so I can make sure I never speak to one of them?

Angels for Satan

Bless you for sitting through that. The third-hand embarrassment is so strong I had to cover my face and read your summary through a gap between my fingers.