Hey, if you're an odd duck, why aren't you quacking funny?

Hey, if you're an odd duck, why aren't you quacking funny?

Because comedy is subjective… like your face.
Hey, if your name has "duck" in it, why don't you talk like one?

I can't tell if this post is serious or sarcastic. I will, however, say that "not all men want to speak into a vag".