“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Oh I have such a shame. I allowed a genetically altered bin of NOXplode to bite an Abercrombie & Fitch cable knit sweater and now we have this apple smashing creature to deal with. I am so sorry.

The only thing worse than them using the suites would be if they DIDN’T use them. Nothing bugs me more when I’m at a game and I see a super expensive suite that’s basically empty. Meanwhile, I’m crammed in next to a sweaty fat guy (or a mirror, I’m not sure) in tiny seats, surrounded by idiots yelling the most asinine…

It’s just a lovely blue dress.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

That glass ceiling looks nice and intact.

As hard as he tries to emulate him, McGregor will never be the Nature Boy.

God I wish I had such a quality brand. If I could just wake up every single day and speak with a strong brand voice I would finally be happy. If my image matched my calculated and strategic brand voice and identity, my father might finally understand my brand messaging and convert, completely, to MY brand. I would…

I would also throw Forester XT into the mix. They are great cars. Loads of power. Lots of practicality. AWD for winter time. Great fun.

Didn’t even read the article yet. A 14 year old WRX with a hood that I think even the original Fast and the Furious wouldn’t touch with a ten second car? No way. I may make a new account just to vote CP again. I’m just guessing that there is some form of air intake bolted on to this (because #builtnotbought) which…

I saw a great meme today that said her 1st act as First Lady will be to find moose and squirrel.

The Corvmarostang. It’s a perfect politician: tries to please everyone, fails on all fronts.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS

aka “first”

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

I’ll say the most used tool when doing maintenance or fixing the automobile is my extensive use of my vast swear words. Why u may ask?

Rosary beads.

It’s obviously a phone.