What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

In my virtual kingdoms I’ve put in countless hours to fully gear out my characters. My overwatch gorilla has the finest jackets and hats. My fallout character lives in a beautiful, sprawling city that I custom designed. He even has a stable 401k. I am married to a hulking, horned demon in another game. In the real…

with a butt hanging out of his mouth the whole time, kids right here is peak trucker

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

As long as Diggs and Bradford stay healthy Minnesota

Someone please send him a copy of this book....

That was fantastic.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Can’t

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

Agree.

I liked this story the first time it was reported #rerun

Okay, slightly off-topic: have Kinja comments been locking up anyone else’s computers? Because ever since Univision bought out GM, half the time when I want to load more/post something I get the Spinny Pinwheel of Death and have to re-load, and in Activity Monitor it says that this page/tab is taking up like 750 MB of…

Thank god I’m a librarian. The day they enforce a ban on Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans is the day I turn in my retirement papers.