This is far from the most important part of any of this but these fucking jackwagons don’t even live in suburbia. The central west end is part of the city proper, it is full of beautiful old homes that were left to rot when people like them fled to Ladue and Clayton and West County. I went to high school in that area…

You’re earning your handle with this one and I support it.

When he was dropping out, I saw that his alternate plans were to enroll in college and join ROTC. So, choose your own sex offender adventure: government, campus, or military.

I tried to explain it was just a mistake to the IRS when I didn’t file my taxes for 2013 and they noticed 5 years later. They said they understood mistakes happened but I still owed them 31,500 dollars in penalties and interest. So even mistakes have consequences.

“It’s been five years, that was almost two whole phases of the Marvel Cinematic Universe ago, can’t you just get over it?”

Yes but who will tell the cook to make their dinner or tell the housekeeper to clean their bathrooms? It’s like watching Ann Frank’s diary unfold before us. 

They don’t actually live in the suburbs, either. It’s a gated street in the city of St. Louis. The protesters we’re heading to the mayor’s house when they passed these idiots’ house. They were literally walking by.

“abolish the suburbs.”

My understanding is that the bees were not allowed as per local ordinance. (This is neither surprising, nor uncommon.) However, the hives were supposed to be a short-term project for children to raise money. If that wasn’t enough to wish hellfire upon this couple, the act of personally destroying the apiary was part…

Don’t forget the stain on Patricia's shirt at the time. That really pulled the whole "scared white people" schtick together. 

Marxist revolutionaries” who want to “abolish the suburbs.”

everyone in the replies taking this super seriously and shaming you for not doing your homework probably a decade ago is sending me lol

Yep, having others do all the hard work for you is how you excel at Business and Politics!

So he looked around, realized he’s gonna die in prison, and decided to just shuck the skin suit and go full Cthulu, I guess. Clearly he’s not expecting any of this to work, it’s just the last way he has left of revictimizing women

“I don’t even depict that as racist,” he continued. “I ate Aunt Jemima all my life.”

Ah, the “some of my best breakfasts were black” defense

He was certainly the last Repub with self-awareness. A military man who castigates the military-industrial complex? The GOP hasn’t had vision or balls like that since.

Jesus I could DREAM of the Republican party being run by Eisenhower at this point. 

Damn!! I need a cigarette!

General ignorance is one thing. But ignorance that has been confirmed and substantiated by being voted into office is a much uglier beast. (Which is why those that support this asshat share some blame.) But when you double down after being corrected, you have leveled up to an even more despicable degenerate. He can…