This pandemic will speed up the evolution of a lot of business processes that have either been waiting for its final death knell or waiting for an opening.  Working from home, for example, has been slowly creeping up in popularity and will become more the norm than not.

Honestly I found this documentary too sad to be entertaining. Netflix is selling it as some sort of bonkers wacky adventure with colorful characters and crazy twists, but it’s really just a depressing glimpse into the lives of people with unaddressed issues of abuse/abusers, poverty, and drug addiction. 

That makes me sad for 8 year old you! It also sends the message that your body does not belong to you. :(

There’s a Darwin Award joke in there somewhere but I’m too tired to make it.

Whelp, that's one way to rapture. 

The royals invented social distancing. Like, before the bubonic plague, much less this year’s pathogen.

Being a billionaire is a dangerous mental illness. These people are hoarding psychopaths who do great harm to the rest of us.

Bethenny’s shame-the-rich theory may be admirable, but her arithmetic is awful. If 607 billionaires each donated $10m, that would be $6.o7b, not $6.7b. She’s off by $630,000,000 (which is a lot of money).

Know what, though? Suffering is suffering..it doesn’t matter where it comes from. I agree that perspective is helpful, as is reminding ones self of the things to be grateful for. But I still hope your particular burden is lifted soon!

Fuck. you. I. am. picking. my. nose.

What a dick.

I'm sending your engagement ring in the mail.

Thank you. We are preparing this week for the transition to in-home hospice care. He’s only 48 years old.

What a freaking moron.

Dear God, I am so sorry.

Yes, chemo isn’t advised for the metastatic brain tumors because it doesn’t work. What did work was stereotactic knife radiation and then a round of whole brain radiation when the tumors reappeared. But he reached the point that we knew the brain tumors had again started growing. He was seeing things that weren’t…

Oh you must be so frightened! Hopefully, his white counts comes back nice and high..kids seem to be spared this for the most part, but with cancer, which I also have, breast,you never know. I’ll be thinking of you.

Men be shopping, amiright?

What the hell! Soap everyone. Use Soap. Then don’t pick your nose.

A friend of mine was in a grocery store yesterday. Although the store asked customers to buy a maximum of 5 bottles of hand sanitizer, she observed a lovely gentleman clear the entire shelf of product. Like, dozens of bottles. When asked politely by staff not to take the last of their supply, he screamed that he was a…