This is like, the worst list. HATE SOMETHING!

All I could think about watching Stupid Love was

They literally don’t care about anything but themselves. And it shows. 

There’s a lot of that amongst Millennials. I don’t rememver any generation that knew less about the culture that preceded their time. I still have hope for Gen Z (and whatever we’ll call the generation being born right now).

Tempus fugit, Jer. About 15 years ago I took my visiting cousin, who was about 22, to a Manhattan restaurant and we were squeezed into a table next to Cyndi Lauper and a couple of her pals. I said hello and said, “Tight quarters here. I guess we’ll all be eating together.”

I was trying to buy something cheap to wear to a memorial in a few weeks so I could get rid of it after if I was too sad to look at it again, and I had a hard time finding something that I didn’t already wear once in the 90's. 

Have you been around actual teenagers lately? They all dress like that. It’s like 1994 all over again in American high schools right now. 

I think I can say with some certainty I am vastly more mortified than you were annoyed. I was a copy editor in another life! I really do appreciate you bringing it to my attention so quickly, though.

GOOP doesn’t yet sell a crystal-infused, silver-mesh-embedded, sage-smoked face mask for the low low price of $129.95 that does absolutely nothing to prevent infection yet?

During crisis we will see these people's private beliefs. Always watch what they do and not what they say. What they say is nothing more than marketing.

Molly goofed gooped.

“Their titles were not taken though. They still retain the HRH they just won’t use it.”

They’ll be fine with or without the “royal” but it’s really telling that the RF is letting Andrew the fucking pedophile rapist keep all his titles. It’s bad enough he was BFFs with Epstein, but on top of that he’s got shady dealings with all kinds of unsavoury charcters and his ex-wife got caught in a pay for play…

So Elle stands with accused rapists over their victims? Good to know...

Why not just change it to Sussex Royale With Cheese?

Because they’re family. I don’t think Harry wants to completely alienate his brother, dad and granny. 

I have been wondering about this ever since their announcement. I was like “won’t they have to completely rebrand?”...big oof, as my teenager would say.

And that little boy, whom nobody liked, grew up to be...