I loved Nani's thighs! It made me feel good about my own thunder thighs as a kid growing up surrounded by girls with legit thigh gaps.

"clearly doesn't give a hoot"

It looks exciting! Question - do we know if it will be a musical?

To count in this election, it is too late - has to be 30 days before the election. But to register go to this website: http://votetexas.gov/register-to-vo…

I now want to move to Vermont just to say that phrase!!!!

Here you go, sweets - http://www.sos.state.tx.us/elections/vote…

I'm just glad you were nice about those kind of mistakes - some people aren't. Thanks :)

It is straight majority - I typed too quickly for my brain to remember that point. I get frustrated with my state so much... Anyway, I clarified in a reply. You're not the only one who called me out, good catch.

Fair on the gerrymandering point, which I've clarified in a reply. As for the other, no comment.

Fair point - I realized my mistake and clarified it in a reply. I'm just so frustrated with my state in general that sometimes I type too quickly for my brain.

Yes - I did forget it was state-wide, so thank you for reminding me. I've clarified the point in a reply. (But, I did say EVEN if we had the numbers, illustrating I realized we didn't have the numbers)

Yep - thanks for reminding me. I forgot that very important tidbit.

Thank you for everyone who fact-checked me. I honestly forgot that Lt. Gov. was all state turn-out and therefore not relying on districts. So, in this case, it is the higher number of Republican voters/voter-turnouts that will make sure he wins.

We try Kara, God knows we blue Texans try - but damn gerrymandering makes it nearly impossible, even if we have the numbers.

I love that she also photoshopped Ramsey. Not only do we have to be beautiful all the time, but we must be surrounded by beautiful people!

The urge to cry is so overwhelming. What the ever living fuck!

Team Nobody here - and the big question is: how does anybody have that much free time?? Searching online is one thing, but going to their house, etc.? Good golly...

The tradition in my family is to have a wedding breakfast where you open gifts, so it is literally the next morning. Although it would be nice to just jet off on the honeymoon.