I hope birthing this one rips her from her p to her a.

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

And so what if she spends the rest of her life “figuring it out”? Her body, her life. Bonk who you want. Nothing to see here.

I can honestly say I’ve never seen utensils crossed over the plate, not once. Napkin on the plate is the one I’m familiar with.

Or just say “no thank you.” That’s totally OK, too!

I’m guessing you like a lot of caramel in your frappuccino.

And some people will penalize their server if they don’t remove an empty plate, because they believe they’re being ignored and not taken care of. Not magically being able to read your personal preferences is not bad service. If punishing your servers because they’re unable to read your mind makes you feel like a big…

That’s the thing, though: some people want it taken away, and some people don’t. Both are valid options! Neither customer is wrong for either preference! You do you!

Why should your friends have to wait for you to finish before getting their drinks or desserts? You and the writer of the WaPo piece have a serious case of Special Snowflake Syndrome. Also, servers are not your servants, no matter how much you want to argue semantics. If you treat them as such, you deserve whatever…

Does this motherfucker not understand that this is what WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO BY EVERY CUSTOMER? Every time you complain about us taking away your dirty dishes, we get complained at 500 times more for not removing fucking garbage. You OCD weirdshits.

I fucking hate parents that are afraid to answer questions. If they won’t I will and they aren’t going to like the answers I give. For example:

So you saw a penis! Boo fucking hoo!

But children are asking questions! She might have to be a parent now and start answering them!

It’s good to see Dermot Mulroney working, though!

well, at least it wasn’t Inside [porn star’s name here].

Hey kids, head down to the basement, Fluffy wants to say hi!

I was at a screening for iron giant when they showed horror trailers. There was lots of crying. My mother and i just rolled our eyes. We are cold.

How you doin’? Wanna climb inside my time machine?