Let's make a sandwich

She “bought” a house recently around $3m I think. Home loan or check from mommy? Who knows

But why would a bird say this exactly? Maybe a big dumb golden Labrador

Hey it's the bratty little girl from hope floats/one fine day. She's gorgeous.

Bear walking like human is the creepiest fucking thing, who woulda thought

The joke is that they're all ugly right?

Speaking of sexist ads, I pulled up to an M&T atm and an ad flashed on the screen that said “her masters degree” with a photo of a baby. I’m like what... Da... Fuck? I just need to make a deposit and now I'm distraught by utter bewilderment.