I put fishing up there with watching golf as the most boring shit in the fucking world.

@Holly: exactomundo!! Fuck tiger with a 9 iron!!!

The "adult" thing would've been to not vandalize something that doesn't belong to you.

I was expecting samantha bee to come out and rip jason jones for knowing so much about the strip club.

What da fucks wrong with you judge!!?? You might as well said to the victims, You're guilty too but, I can't punish you much beyond this.

@RedWriter: I'm trying to get my 7 yr daughter to stop doing that when she's offered something she doesn't like. I'm not surprised adults do it too but, I won't have my daughter do that.

@caffeinequeen: Heeee-Lar-Reee-Ussss!!!!!

@ihateyourescalade: That was my initial reaction. I would have to remove myself and calm down. That is something soo beyond disrespectful that I couldn't just sit down and talk to him for quite a while. I have a 15 yr and he knows better that to pull some fucked up shit like that. I want to say blame the parents…

Seriously, name and shame that fucker. If this were my son, I would have to punch him in fucking face. I'm locking my daughter up.

What angers me most is, Obama could've avoided allll this bullshit by not extending his hand in bipartisanship. One time I could let slide but, after they kicked him in the nuts he should've said fuck U and do the things that needed to be done. Bart needs to just switch parties already. He's proven to be an epic…

woah.

Dude!, Fer fucks sake let her vagina alone!!! Grab some fucking ky and do fistina or palmala. Why are you jeopardizing HER health?? If she dies cuz you can't keep your dick in yer pants then you are a murderer.

I LOVE swearing grannies!!!

@Oceanic: yup. Sounds aboot right.

hey, democrats!!! They are never gonna be bipartisian!!! They kicked obama in the nads when he reached across the aisle in friendship. Stop kowtowing to these fucktards and get shit done!

@TRexstasy: That's fooking AWESOME!!!!! You could've added a halo too. lolololol

good way to launder some money.

give me quality over quantity anyday.

I love you monica, michelle.......see you on the other side soon.

wait.....what?!?! nobody should go unpunished for infidelity. If you can't honor your commitment, do fucking do it.