If I didn't have three left feet, I'd ask you to dance.

@Polyandthenomials are in LA:

@udaintyriotgrrrl: Hispanic thing also. My aunt was a fucking ninja with a chankleta. With us it was a metal spoon,

Dat's fucking hardcore.

D'Andre for girl and shakacholo for boy.

@Punkin: You can't have a PR person talking truth. That would be insane.

The first one is not that bad. The others are hideous.

Ya know, if I could afford to buy a mercedes, I could give less than a fat frog's ass if someone thought it was feminine.

@hoon_n_friends: Is a shit brick anything like the pet rock??

Just thinking that this cancer had relations with someone, makes me want to bleach my brain.

@messybessy: exactly. That is how my girlfriend was towards the end. The doctors just basically gave up and started giving her stronger and stronger meds. It looks like paula is on diladid(sp). Powerful shit.

I wonder if her personality is so bad that she has to pay for someone to be around her for more than 5 minutes. I wouldn't want someone to be my intimate friend because i'm paying for it.

Does anybody remember when menudo(ricky martin's old group)was in it's heyday, some of their fans were psycho fer REAL!! I know of two boys who got sliced when they dissed the group.

I saw these on tmz yesterday and I think some of these sound fake. I wouldn't put it past the publicists to post these to garner some attention.

I will try to live up to my daughter's "yer the bestest daddy in da whole world!" comment. I got a lot of work ahead of me.

My sentiments exactly Dodai. This whole decade for me can eat a giant bowl of dicks.

Merry Christmas!!!!!

Big whupp, the oompa loompa can cry on cue. He's still a repube dooshbaig!!

@longboarderlc: Nice.