“Now I am become Oscar bait!”

I blame it on the bossa nova

lol STFU you dweeb. Switch the genders. Yes, because we’ve never seen a movie where an older man seduces a younger woman. Unheard of in the history of cinema and in real life. Truly a concept that could only exist in our imaginations.

So the killer is, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

JADA MADE IT EVERYONE’S BUSINESS BY PUTTING IT ON THAT STUPID SHOW AND AIRING WILL’S PAIN FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.  

Mr. Dafoe asks for this and he’s a “team player”.

But I mean, who has the time to watch all 2023 of them - that is a lot of nominees.

Napoleon . . . MINI-series . . .HAH! I see what has been done here!

It’s real, and it’s spectacular.

Todd Field, the Oscar nominated director of Tár, voiced Ol’ Drippy in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Looks like she can’t read his J-J-Joker face

Does Netflix need money to keep it around? There’s always money in the banana stand.

real heads demand Hooray For Everything

See this is why I value the comments section more than the features. Learn something every day.

Bring back Up With People!

#1 Prince.

fun fact: they call it the halftime show because it occurs between the first and second half of the Super Bowl

Ya’ll scared of the beyhive? Prince is #1 and it’s not close. 

the Mandarin bait-and-switch is one of my all-time favourite “movie throwing everything you know out the fucking window” moves. I don’t know if it would have landed had a) the script not been so strong and b) Ben Kingsley not been an absolute, utter delight in both roles he plays