I don’t know who’ll wind up on the Iron Throne, but I can give you a hint as to who will wind up on the porcelain throne.

So, we ARE financing the wall. Trump’s constant claims that we would not shoulder any of the cost are wrong. Now, I understand the supporters will say that it will pay for itself with reduced violence and drug- and human-trafficking across our borders, but it’s a wall. Unless we construct a forcefield (a la Star Trek)…

I was told there would be no math.

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

What do you call a fake noodle?

What did zero say to eight?

So you could say you gave to the Net?

I wish I could donate a million dollars to the Red Cross too, but five bucks at the Safeway checkout counter is more my Speed.

Her Brand Is Crisis Relief.

She really understands the Gravity of the situation.

Yes, Kinja will indeed shuffle this thread in such a way we won’t know who is responding to whom.

The Who - 5.15
Cream - Rollin’ and Tumblin’ (live)
R.E.M. - Voice Of Harold
The Rolling Stones - (Walkin’ Thru The) Sleepy City
The Replacements - Skyway

Leatherface - Message In A Bottle
Axes - Ogygia
Twitching Tongues - Asylum Avenue
Converge - Jane Doe
Silversun Pickups - Growing Old Is Getting Old
Green Day - Panic Song

Yeah, nice try, corporate sponsored website tie-in comic book. We see what you’re doing...

The real fun (where available) is in scooching back into commenting histories and feeds to see just how respectful they were of the office of the President between 2009 and 2016.

These Trump fans are hardcore.

“I only have one question: Where’s Barb?”

“I only have one question: Where’s Barb?”