“Why you standing there with your face screwed up?

I always get nostalgic for pre-kinja AV Club, good and bad things.

Upgrade to RosaryPro and you can full fill your 50 Hail Mary’s in half the time. upon your next confession, your priest can log in and track your progress.

“ZodiacMF”

You always read about hackers going into Celebrity’s private phone data and exposing their private nudes, where are the hackers that can just purge student loan debt from Sallie Mays accounts??  

With that title, I thought this would be a vehicle for Bette Midler.

It’s because of Selena that I seeked out and liked the Pretenders.

I know everyone cringes of the idea of seeing Lena in the nude but I feel I was the only one who saw this as a breath of fresh air, seeing someone “real” in the buff, as opposed to the plastic skinny models and or just anyone who is not plus sized be nude on movies/ tv... I welcomed it. Now Lena’s personality, that’s…

too bad they couldn’t get the girls back together for the soundtrack:

If they said he was trying to summon demons from the underground to push a diet pill pyramid scheme I would’ve believed that also.

speaking of headlines to movies, when I saw the name Amanda Knox in the header picture I thought it was about Belle Knox, the college student who turned to porn to pay for tuition. what was that one called..”From Straight A’s to XXX” 

Lets not leave out another important part of the ending, Badfinger’s “Baby Blue”...it’s only a big deal to me because after this aired I seeked out Badfinger’s Straight Up album and it has become one of my favorites.

obligatory:

I just remember changing lyrics to this one famous song when I saw his name and it would get stuck in my head

Whenever Luca Brasi‘s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking “Where’s Luca Brasi”?

thank you for the clarification. 

I remember reading a David Cross interview where he got shit for being in those Alvin & The Chipmunks movies and he said he just went to collect a paycheck, never once saw those movies. I’m sure Micheal Caine never saw Jaws III or whichever one he was in.

are you trying to tell me BlackMatters and BlackToLive are fake??