How the hell is Birdman on this list?? (then again I’m probably thinking of that Denver Nuggets basketball player, or Action Bronson, I don’t even know anymore).

I have a song for that rascist kid,

I think it’s an episode of “I Love, I Love Films.”

Looks like Madame Tussauds have gone above and beyondcé
 with their new wax figure.

eerily accurate 

I‘m a fleabit pea Night Monkey
And all my friends are junkies
That’s not really true

I’m wondering if they’re also complaining about the film’s lack of nudity ..I am just imagining had this movie come out in the early nineties/ eighties, this film would’ve been filled with gratuitous nudity, or an excuse for whatever big star on this to “show off the goods” like Demi Moore in Striptease or Elizabeth…

I got a case that holds my records and have had it for many years now. but I once worked as a returns clerk at an IKEA and saw how shoddy the products were. not all though (kitchen stuff is good). 

the Highwomen??

It’s Ikea furniture, it’ll break on its own.

goes to show Octavia Spencer is still the best Harriet Tubman,

will it at least feature a dream sequence where the dragons talk, preferably in Australian accents?

How does it feel to release a charity single?

How was Brian Tyree Henry in this?? I hope he has a significant presence in this film. when I saw his name and Beetz on the cast I got excited for this film.

I dunno your trip got switched up from Disneyland to Disney World, looks like the kid got short changed.

she’s also a “Color Commentator”

If I was on the set that day i would’ve had so many questions ( and probably would’ve been kicked out).  

will we finally get that long awaited FatBoySlim remix on the soundtrack??

since were making jokes, I’ll throw this one here,

all I know is Ad Astra has something I never thought I would want to see, astronauts on a moon Buggy shoot out chasing each other.