Please tell us more about Tobias Menzies drunkenly hitting on your friend...

Do you ever need clothing models? Because I’m an expert at wearing clothes. I have clothes on right now!

Hey! As a native Floridiot I have to stand up for my moronic home state. We have worked for decades to be the worst state. And we are damned good at it.

There is, sadly, a lot of competition for the title “worst state in America".

I’m going to use this post to shamelessly gush about the fact that I met the whole cast last spring at a premiere event and they are amazing. Also Tobias Menzies drunkenly hit on my friend. Also I took a picture with Caitriona and looked like a damn TROLL next to her. Girl is SO tall and gorgeous. Also trying to get…

“...prostitutes, professional criminals, and synthetic drug dealers are pretty standard knowledge for most Florida fifth graders.”

This, more than anything else, has convinced me I need to start watching Outlander.

you just ruined my day :(

Trump: “Abortion? I don’t believe in abortion. I just have the mother’s offed if I don’t want to marry them and dump the bodies off the side of a yacht.”

That’s because of those subversive Aimee’s.

This is the same thing as a man saying, “no woman has ever faked an orgasm with ME!”

Ivana. Girl. Now is the time to get right and get real. You have your chance to bring down your ex-husband once and for all. I know admitting that you’ve had an abortion is not any of our business, but oversharing seems to be OK in your book, so... do it. For the sake of humiliating your ex. For the sake of the future…

Yeah, whenever a guy says this, I mental append “to his knowledge”. The guy doesn’t always find out about the abortion.

“Such an interesting question! And nuanced-I mean....what does “abortion” even mean? Probably a lot of things to a lot of people. Like the word “marry” did you know it can mean happy OR to legally bind yourself to several different women? Also....Did you ever hear about my first hotel, beautiful, spectacular, a…

How could he possibly know that?

I know someone who spells her name aimee, so it’s not a completely off the wall question.

Goddamn I hope this is the hit it deserved to be. I get why they lead Emotion promo with I Really Like You, but the album as a whole is so much better than that earwormy, Call Me Maybe sequel.

“The shirt. Like a shirt dress, but shirtier."

Honestly I love it? There are a lot of negative reactions on here but as someone who used to (and will again soon!) take a commute to uni that included 3 hours on trains everyday, sometimes late at night, I’ve been harassed by men enough times, the worst being woken up to a guy grabbing my ass, which he’d been doing…

Really? How are voluntary women only cars in any way similar to cattle cars and the Holocaust? That’s an incredible reach.