Don’t you fuck married men and then brag about it? And you’re talking about who’s respectable and who’s not? Fuck off.

That last part doesn’t seem to be working.

right. if you’re a Christian and think that the devil is a little, old, ugly man with red horns coming out of his forehead you should maybe... check your holy text?

I think they're missing the point. Next they're gonna petition Game of Thrones for making incest so hot.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

Katy Perry can’t be JonBenet Ramsey.

alright everyone, i think it’s time we had that discussion about putting the internet down once and for all..

So... so then is Zooey Deschanel also Jonbenet Ramsey? I’m confused, mister!

Golda Meir had it right. Men should just stay home.

AJ Jacobs, who wrote a book about trying to live by everything in the bible for year, said that his wife got angry at him and sat on everything in their house during her period (which makes it off limits to men), so he started carrying a folding stool around with him everywhere.

I just don’t understand why, if these guys really can’t sit next to women, they don’t just start their own all-male airline other than the fact that I’ve already copyrighted that idea and am halfway done designing the Stewards uniforms.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

I’ve shared this story during Jezebel’s yearly spooky stories contest (aka Best Time of the Year), but a friend of mine told me that the house her parents moved into has a ghost, witnessed by several family members and medium/plumber. As the story goes, a plumber came to fix something in the basement, after which…

“I’m sensing that you need to STFU.”

Then what is that behind you? :O

You seem like you are a lot of fun

Lol hilariously enough the only reason I said they’re not the WORST is that once I said they were the worst on jezebel and I got attacked mercilessly by people who said that I didn’t know real insect infestations/insect-borne diseases and got told to check my privilege.

Why are you blaming British Airways when most likely it some dirty moron of a passenger who brought it on the plane?

“Motherfucking bed bugs on this Motherfucking plane.”

No one here seems to have the balls to tell you this, so I will: you are fucking insufferable. Literally all your posts in this thread are either your boasting of your ~oh so sophisticated~and European palate or your passive aggressive bashing of people who eat what you deem to be inferior food. Even scarier is the…