2017... so you’re an optimist!

I dunno, i feel like maybe we should just give them the cookies they want?

Jessica Simpson is #livingthedream

I’m just surprised he has any ‘fans’ left

this might be a dumb question but how do people end up stuck in Denmark? are you there because of a spouse’s job or something?

Love one another as i have loved butt.

Godwin’s.

You haven’t said anything rude yet.

Oh wow that sucks for you. Can’t you go home?

*gack* Giorgio Beverley Hills! omg! bad memories!!!!

Love Kiko. It’s Italian, good quality, great prices, and sometimes the most outrageous sales!

1) I know Mac have done, not all that long ago. Kiko had some for Christmas. Laura Mercier does too but they have a whole bath-body line.

#bighairdontcare

That lack of synonyms is a great excuse to make up new swear words though. My personal favourite is “twatbadger”.

I honestly think she looks GORGEOUS.

Thanks :)

wow, they sound so fabulously pathetic! and now the internet (well, Jez) is laughing at them and how tragic they are.

I don’t know if everything’s still supposed to be empowering or not.

Personally, I think learning Japanese or kickboxing would be more empowering than participating in and possibly having surgery for beauty pageants (as happens in some parts of the world).

One could always use the kickboxing on Piers.

it’s me though, isn’t it

what about MY hopes n dreams
i’ll never be a beauty queen
HOW IS THAT FAIR

i could n’t even win the Ugliest Dog (not ugly enough - i hope)