“little vegetable”?

nah, we’d have heard her grunting

wait, you mean catholics aren’t actually worshipping satan?

well shit, you learn something new every day.

Three people in a marriage rarely works. Butt out, God!

I’d “let” him have his freedom, that’s for sure!

If the world we lived in was less fucked up, that sort of stuff would be flagged to the police, never mind kinja.

that is freaking unreal!

Definitely sounds like a fake though. Someone with that kind of gilded existence wouldn’t be reading Jezebel.

Cos they’re shitty, miserable people, that’s why!

AWWWWWWWW

I have a black lab who HATES baths (but will suffer through them because labs love to please).

However he loves getting towel dried after!

I think it just goes to show how troll standards have dropped when we’re lauding one so essentially mediocre as HFED. :(

My dog never met a toy he didn’t like (like as in want to kill and rip to shreds).

The advice I was going to give you was to recruit an ally in your office, someone to help with the drive. That way you can hopefully energize each other when it’s a slog. Also I don’t know how big your office is, maybe you could rope…

oh wait, i saw that, and i think she considered the poster a TROLL, hence the offensive comment. I think the comment that got response was something like “yay I love Tina Fey we’d so be best friends also Taylor Swift and [somebody else]” - my yeah my initial reaction was WTF too. But then when I read further I…

I don’t know why Minimum Headroom (is he called that cos tiny brain?) has time to even read/post on Jezebel when he should be out manning the front lines in the fight for social justice :/ maybe he’s took a toilet break or something

I wouldn’t go including Irish under the banner of UK or British or anything like that... riles them up no end

Gabrielle ‘Coco’ Chanel is spinning in her fucking grave.

Do you think.... it’s possibly because there was more to her than sexy perfomances? Nawwwwwww silly me, that’s not possible!!!

I’ll never own overpriced sunglasses.

It’s totally my reality.

Embrace the confusion! Do not fight it!

XD Sssshhhhh or the Outlander fandom will hear! You don’t want that!