Half price day after the holiday candy is one of life's best pleasures.

My wife and I have been married for 20 years. We have four teens that are 17 months apart. To be clear, that means we had ALL our kids within 17 months, because three are triplets. If a "healthy marriage" was about sex, we'd have been divorced loooong ago. "You have to be available when he calls" is utter garbage.…

Hideous, trashy, tacky.

You just like, don't understand the complexity of high (silver) and low (string) material culture working together to create art, maaan.

Wait, so Jezebel can shill a $80 canvas toiletry bag or a $125 necklace made from red string and 0.00001 ounces of silver, but this is scammy?

Real talk: I was raped at this school, many years ago now. I dropped out not long afterward. I never once considered reporting it - the culture of victim-blaming was that high. People stereotype the U of C as a nerdy, virgin-filled school, and the nerd part definitely has a bit of truth. But the frats there are…

I've been living in little apartments for the past few years. In my current one, I got so sick of always having white walls and zero personality that I painted the interior really bright colors and put a lot of effort into decorating. I know it's gonna be a hefty chunk taken out of my deposit when I leave, but I don't…

Please tell me you were referencing this.

I hear they can have multiple closets! In the same dwelling! Sounds too good to be true.

I am going to have to agree with you on this. Every time I hear people complain about how much work it takes to upkeep a house I get legitimately jealous. Like you can do whatever you want to it, and you have relative privacy!

Every time I walk into someone's home, I renovate it in my mind. I keep this to myself as I figure it is kind of socially inappropriate. A little like undressing the host in your mind....

Good heavens, why are you shouting the words "vaginal atrophy?" I understand that this sounds horrific to someone who is, perhaps, many years away from menopause, but all it means is that the tissues in the vaginal canal become dry and more fragile...it's not quite as if the whole thing shrinks up and goes away. How…

We've all had tit itch. I'll allow it.

Oh barf. What an attention seeking jackass.

This is the longest tantrum I have ever witnessed.

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The results would be either interesting or terrifying.

HELL YES!!!!