Hmm the most embarrassing time i've had interrupted sex was with a friend on a friend's gray couch, in the dark, and i started feeling REALLY wet. I was like "oh shit i have never been this wet before what is going on?" I sneakily reached my hand down and pulled it back up and in the dark i could still see that it was…

Maybe you should get your sarcasm detector fixed

Maybe you should stay the fuck away from geese? Just a thought

Geese have taken over your favorite park so they deserve to be tortured ? Good logic

That's hilarious.... you "estimate" cool where are your numbers coming from again?

Karma for people who eat/make foie gras: somehow the foie gras has been replaced with actual vomit

Fuck foie gras, i'm going to go vomit now and it will look just like this drink.

I want this thing in my mouth ASAP

Caffeine is the lamest drug ever ugh what is wrong with you people

Team oxycontin, vicodin, lsd and mushrooms! If alcohol wins i'm gonna cry forever.

I am a regular over at GT and i saw that! Thank you for being awesome, seriously. Nearly everyone else that commented here i've had to dismiss because they're trolls.

Usually the titles are a bit less.... graphic. But yes this is a site i will be avoiding.

You're right, i have no idea. Really wish i wouldn't have. Do i think she could have come up with a better title? Yes! I do. But i do understand that she doesn't have all the time in the world plus she gets pushed to put out stuff that will grab readers attention. It just blows for people that get triggered by it. I…

I don't read this website because of stuff like this and commenters like you. I am on one of jez's side blogs. Today someone made a post about how this title has triggered them so i came to see it. I think it could have been done better. And the comments telling me to come up with a better title are fucking shitty…

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Alternate title, for sure.

That's not my fucking job! I don't get paid to write on Jez.

Thank you! Someone understands

The problem is that the title in itself has been triggering people.......

Would be super fucking nice to have a trigger warning or at least not that title. Fuck