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I’d buy that for a dollar!

Everything in the venture bros.

One of my all time favs goes, unsurprisingly, to The Simpsons:
“Come on Homer, you enjoy Japanese culture. You liked Rashomon.”
“That’s not the way I remember it.”

It’s not complicated—you can explain the joke in about five seconds to someone who hasn’t seen the movie—but if you have, it’s just instantly hilarious.

I have two hands!

or, like, people with children? people with familial bonds and healthy emotional relationships? People who don’t post stupid fucking comments on nerd blogs?

I grew up on oldies (50s, 60s), and soft rock, because of my parents’ preferences. I'm 36 now, and while I listen to a wide variety of music now, I still quite enjoy the music I grew up on. Can't imagine if I'd had a traumatic event happen to further cement my tastes...

This feels appropriate.

Villain? What did I do that was villainous? I just wanted to go home.

I think peak Becky was this statement :

They probably also call Apocalypse Now “that agent orange movie.”

No love for the Bavarian Illuminati from Illuminatus!?  They summoned an undead Nazi army and fuckin Yog-Sothoth.

Now playing

Nobody’s mentioned “Rock Steady?” What it is!

No More YEARS!

Nothing is special! God is dead. Hail Cthulhu.

“If every effect is special, none of them are” -Dash Parr

All effects are special. Don't effects shame.

I had a feeling that they weren’t going to run with this.

(3) He has absolutely zero shame about rejoining the game afterwards.

This is Platonic levels of white entitlement: