‘Worst Take.’

Counterpoint- They beat Michigan on a last second play and anyone who brings misery to the U of M fan base can’t be all bad.

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

So this was the first fight that either had ever been in, right? I mean, I’m not advocating violence by any means, but holy fuck. What was that shit? With no sarcasm intended whatsoever, I’ve seen playground fights that were better than this.

West Canaan needs to build a $45M Billy Bob stadium and also replace the Coach Kilmer statue.

Hell of a lot more difficult to do harm without a gun, buddy.

Yeah, you know what? You’re goddamn right. The gun isn’t the problem. The violent hothead is. No one ever in the history of the world has denied that.

maybe it’s my sarcasm that’s lost on the internet. who knows?

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

He should have made like Mateen and gotten out of there.

Who knew that when Bo raved about four-year players, he was talking about himself??

I was talking about Cole Hampton.

He did, but his brother David Hampton was the real athlete of the family

I'm sure, somehow, Bryce Harper will end up paying for this.

Voters really do have some sort of stick in their ass about WRs. Art Monk at one time had the most receptions in history, won three super bowls, and wasn’t a complete fucking asshole. He had to wait forever to get in.

The fact that you actually wrote this, and then got 15 stars (as of now) shows me how uninformed and sheepish Deadspin’s readers are.

The biggest issue the NFL HOF has is the limitation on how many people can get elected. It resulted in the awkward receiver backlog over the last few years, which is why people like Harrison and Owens- who should have been first ballot- didn’t get in.

Look, Peyton might not be lying here. The fact that his forehead just grew another inch might just be a coincidence.

When asked if he would ever coach in Wisconsin, Kelly said he’d be open to sniffing some Dairy Air.