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People who use the phrase are aware that the use of the word “rape” in this instance is controversial.

fuck ryan adams

The police only exist to generate revenue for local governments. That is literally the only reason for their existence.

“This is not a joke.”

Actually everything about this is a joke. Has been for years.

Not sure where you’re seeing outrage. I just pointed out that click-bait not-really-that-accurate headlines are one of the reasons that former Gawker properties aren’t really taken seriously anymore.

Which *still* isn’t the same as “if you put me in an Avengers movie, I’ll keep playing Wolverine”. Headline is still bullshit.

the headline: “Hugh Jackman Would Keep Playing Wolverine if He Could Join the Avengers”

Keanu Reeves is the best person in Hollywood.

“This administration”? Wow, fuck you asshole. I’ve got news for you. This has been an issue since long before January 20. I know you wouldn’t know this if you only get your news from fucking Jezebel.com, but the previous administration (and the DNC-anointed presidential candidate, and all those goddamn neo-libs in

Fuck you, Jezebel. Where were you a year ago? Busy being silent on the subject, just like that asshole presidential candidate you kept foisting on everyone. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

If this kind of game appeals to you, I also suggest you check out Two Rooms and a Boom. Probably the best hidden identity game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played a bunch of them.

SPOILER Snokes size is officially.... One Snoke high.

I can’t be the only person who didn’t think the twist at the end of Split was all that mind-blowing. I enjoyed the movie, but people kind of oversold it. “Don’t let anyone spoil this for you blah blah blah!”. It just didn’t feel like it *earned* it’s twist ending the way Sixth Sense or even The Village did. It was

Sometimes you have to cut corners to beat 12 parsecs.

“America thought it was a good idea to”

It didn’t. Therein lies (one of) the problems. 

I came in that thing. I’m braver than you thought.

That same year, Hollywood released Spider-Man 2, The Incredibles, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, National Treasure, Dodgeball, Collateral, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Mean Girls, The Notebook, and on and on. There are about 100 better, cooler movies Christian Grey could have had on his wall.

Derided?! Anyone who doesn’t like Ds9 has demonstrably bad taste in sci-fi television.

Or, by 2020, it won’t matter that all of his supporters know he fucked them...because the GOP will have long removed voting rights and cancelled future elections “pending further investigation into 2016".