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Saw the trailer for this before Split the other day. Superbly creepy! When Betty Gabriel started smiling and sweetly saying “No, no , no”, I thought my spine was going shudder up through my mouth and onto the floor of the theater. Can. Not. Wait to see this.

Well, I bet she found a way to start supporting TPP again. Around November 10, I would guess.

“Twist: Rey dies. Luke was the protagonist of the new trilogy stil after all.”

Bigger twist. Rey dies. Luke was the *antagonist* of the new trilogy after all.

Well, his ‘press secretary’ cosplay leaves a lot to be desired. Though it’s much better than his boss’s ‘President’ cosplay.

You worked in a restaurant kitchen, didn’t you? That’s how I cook bacon and I learned in a restaurant.

Can’t wait to see her team up with Green Arrow and the Flash.

You’re *thanking* him?! Fuck that! He’s the one who locked her up to begin with! He doesn’t get kudos for *ceasing* to do the shitty thing he’s been doing for the past 6 years!
Hey! Let’s find out what happened to the Granai war criminals she exposed! Bet it was fuckin’ nothing.

Interesting. Does that 9.99 include the Star Wars titles?

Red-baiting. Classy.

New cocktail: The Trump

1 1/4 oz vodka
fill with lemonade
serve in a shot-glass that you insist is a collins
garnish with CheetO

Kentuckian here. These people (basically, those not in Lexington or Louisville) have been sold a very stupid lie that the coal jobs will come back. Coal is dying. The sooner rural Kentuckians realize that, the better.

Jezebel is racist. That much has been obvious for a while now.

Um, horse shit. For the first two years of his Presidency, Barack Obama enjoyed a majority in both houses of Congress (was, in fact, one vote short of a *super-majority* in the Senate). The Democrats didn’t pass a good health care law because they didn’t want to. (Who knows, maybe he was busy making the Bush tax

“Gave everyone healthcare”? Really? Is that your recollection of events? because it’s not single-payer and there is no public option.

The *real* villain of the Flash/Supergirl musical crossover episode is the TV producer who greenlit the idea of a Flash/Supergirl musical crossover episode.

Firefly. There, I said it.

I heard Season two was better, it was because they got rid of Rip

He wasn’t just blocked at every step by the House. He was also blocked at every step of the way by the DNC.

You’re pretty goddamn stupid, aren’t you?

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is picking out a dressy pantsuit for her good friend’s inauguration and the rest of the Democratic elite are clutching their pearls and gasping about Putin and the Kremlin.