Another stupid dude, that doesn’t understand how the world fucking works.

Every great one, has a cluster fuck fight. Ronda is going to come back, and annihilate this woman. Seriously.

This shit is going to be over very soon. Thanks for playing, but fuck off with your rip off, fantasy bullshit.

Right the fuck on.

HE’S IN SECLUSION UNTIL HIS DAUGHTER WAKES UP!

Let’s scream this out, because you aren’t getting it: REY IS LUKE’S DAUGHTER! HE IS HIDING HER, BECAUSE HE NEEDS HER HELP TO SAVE THE GALAXY! THAT IS ALL!

You need to get sand out of your identifiable sexual area.

It’s a CBS family show, and it’s supposed to be this way. If you want grim and gritty, then you are watching the wrong damn show.

This movie is a lot of fucking fan service, that’s why. Also, Kasdan and JJ are hacks, but they seemingly got kept in check by the story team. Thank god.

No. It’s not. Stop with this stupid shit.

Art needs to find another job, and crawl back into the hole in which he lives.

When an asshole is funny, guess what? They are still an asshole.

It didn’t fail. You just failed it. Also, it’s a Star Wars movie. Stop freaking out about shit, and you FUCKING WANTED FAN SERVICE! That’s why you didn’t like the god damn prequels, so now the universe has decided to give you what you want, and YOU STILL FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT IT! You people are the fucking worse.

No, you fucks just got older, and just as fucking dumb.

He gave you Star Wars, asshole. Show some fucking gratitude.

Kylo Ren is the son of Han and Leia, and he is a KNIGHT OF REN! Rey Skywalker, is the daughter of Luke. He has been waiting for her, to awaken.

He’s not a Sith. He’s a Knight of Ren. Seriously.

No. He didn’t know how to make one.

What makes people think Kylo is Luke? The Knights of Ren, killed his wife, and forced him to hide his daughter. Trust me: he’s no fan of these motherfuckers.

No, the Duracell commercial hints what she is, and who she is.