Also, why am I still grey after so bloody long?!

That’s worth a post and not just a link

So good.

Gimme one of those, and a ‘65 Riv, also in black. Cut a coil off each spring, just like in the picture.... Now that's Cool, you little shits.

You can have it both ways for even awesomer.

It’s honestly a perfect symbol for Chrysler.

It was honestly a good car when it came out in 2001. It was stylish, decent bargain, reasonably equipped, and fairly fuel efficient.

Counterpoint, 63' Riviera.

So when you say life-size watermelon, that’s like a regular watermelon right? The size they are in life? Because I think it’d be really challenging for a melon that size to eat anything larger than a newborn. I mean, if it were a prize winning giant melon of some kind then sure. Totally feasible. But not a regular…

About the only thing soft right now is that top.

*lifts head out of giant pile of cocaine*

‘Lago’ means ‘lake’ in Italian. “Murcie” means ‘don’t drive on’ in Italian. So this all makes sense.

Rain soaked roads show no Murci...

Or would you paint a big mural on the hood, featuring an all-star team of Jalop contributors? Doug DeMural? Huh, anybody?

Hey that’s me! To answer pressing questions its a 2500HD. It all tows just fine. I took it to the scales when I had 3 Sammie’s last year, it all checks out. According to the glove box sticker the maximum weight on an in bed camper is 3196lbs. I highly recommend the Sammie lifestyle, you guys should try it.

I always say if I won the lottery I would have a shop where we build crazy swaps. My dream would be an e90 wagon with a 7.3 power stroke.

SBC swap for everyone!

This is better:

This one weird trick will warm up your car faster!

OOOOO. California’s HSR damn well better have a theme song and acrobatic prison inmates!