I don’t understand any of the things you listed except the penile drone rotor injury. And that one I understand all too well.

I’m not doing the math, but I hope the answer is 80085.

“Your mom is talented!"

The rich man’s Boris Diaw.

Love child of Andre Miller and Charlie Hough

Kyle Anderson, if he was extremely good.

“Where are their parents? Seriously!” -R Kelly

Guys like this would save us all a lot of time if they stopped using “antithesis” and went with the probably more accurate “photo negative”.

He’s the antithesis of Brett Gardner.

The “S” tattoo is an absolute no brainer.

Dammit, that Paddock story gave me all the feels. 

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh LaVar Chino Hills wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Neither the UFC nor McGregor’s publicist issued a comment to the Times, though a rep for McGregor said, “We don’t comment on rumors.”

Conversely: Any team that puts their best player back in with 3 minutes to play, down 30, just so he can try to score 60 points deserves to have him fall short.

though he struggled with the pronunciation of Kuznetsov’s name.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

More like Angelique Gerber, amirite? Get it? Because she’s such a baby... you don’t get it, it’s funny.

I wish him luck as he returns to his previous job as a biomedical astrophysicist.

The plaque reads: A Donation has been made in Georgetown University’s Honor to the Trump Foundation.