I heard Barry on NPR this morning talking about nipples. It’s a great day.

Pretty sure it would be the food doing the asshole ripping in that scenario.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

Anyone who says they wouldn’t watch this video if it came out is a damn liar.

Hey, Sleepyirv. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky is back in the news? Yeah. Yeah, she gave an interview to John Oliver but she didn’t share much. Said her lips were sealed. I guess there’s a first time for everything, amirite???

You may be underestimating the number of editors at The Ringer. 

This is how I felt  when I watched Eli Manning throw a football (5 years ago). The spiral looks about as tight as when I throw a Nerf off my back foot.

This take is tired and boring. Young will be really good, and the 1st round pick the Hawks got for this upcoming draft could also be really good.

They also removed their Google+ post.

All that rapier wit in the comments section lost...

Charley: Ok, say it with me Kyler - “I’m a 6'5 white QB with a lunch pail attitude and a heart of gold!”

The is the biggest NFL GM hypocrisy since Matt Millen accused draft picks of having no heart.

It’s also that if Andy Reid gets very pissed off at them they can snap his neck like a chicken bone.

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

Orange County and especially Anaheim are absolute dog shit.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

It shows that Deadspin actually has positions that aren’t based on who is agreeing with them at any given point. Deadspin, as an outgrowth of Gawker, is critical of pablum that exists to flatter the powerful. They’re also in support of workers over managers. That means that, Lebron’s show can be dumb and worthy of…

Wow. A player effectively banned from playing his sport in an entire country?! He must have REALLY disrespected their national anthem. 

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

GMs hate him! See how he upended the NBA with one simple trick!