Italians were literally celebrating on rooftops in North Jersey when this won best picture.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

To some extent though I feel as though this argument sort of works both ways. Sure, he’s already proven enough that he’s going to be a top pick in the draft so there isn’t much to gain but by that same measure short of something absolutely catastrophic it’s hard to see how an injury could fuck that up either. I’m…

See, when I hear someone is called “Supreme Bey,” my default thought is that person is Beyoncé.

Mark Wahlberg and I have one thing in common... we both wish he would have been on that plane on 9/11.

Are you suggesting Will Smith and M. Night Shyamalan aren’t beloved?

Save that shit for home games, Joel, where you won’t imperil any beloved celebrities

Let’s be honest - unless they are watched from every angle, all week long, all 22's are dipshits. 

The thing about being great at basketball is that it doesn’t prevent a person from being boring and deeply unpleasant.

i believe that person is now plying their trade in philadelphia

More like the Orlando Trag-*Scanners.Gif*

If you want to start exclusively from the point where the trade happened, looking forward, maybe there’s a sliver of a point in there. You’d also be ignoring the years of massive discord and organizational dysfunction which got them there in the first place.

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

So the Suns could supplement Los Angeles’s best offer by rerouting Lonzo and offering in compensation some combination of their own young players and draft picks.

This article, alone, contradicts your post. 

You tell him!

Really?????? It is so loud on that field at that time they have to get very close to each other to even talk. You are a POS for even posting something like this. Get a life and get over yourself. For the love of Pete Mr. Kraft and his late wife have always treated the players like family.  I honestly think the owner…

Seeing a team I dislike so much win is pretty hard to take. Thankfully, long ago, I learned that in these moments it’s better to stay chill and ponder a koan. My zen koan for the evening is what would Tom Brady do if his son was wearing Strawberry Lip Gloss.